Okay, Catholics. I know you’re out there. I want to know why you think the Virgin Mary died a virgin. After all, she was…married!
I studied theology at a Catholic seminary that trained monks and nuns for one semester. I was the only non-priest, non-monk, non-nun in this class, which in theory was supposed to be about the history of the modern in church. In practice, the coursework reached the Reformation during the first week and never advanced beyond it for the entire semester. Periodically, my professor would beseechingly ask me questions about why I was a protestant heretic.
My favorite such encounter was when he stopped mid-sentence during one lecture and said to me, “FierceLinguist, why don’t you love the Virgin Mary? Your church is motherless!” *cue much gasping from the nuns and monks in the audience* I offered a halting explanation in Spanish at to why Protestants think the Virgin Mary is a Very Nice Lady and yet not someone who can help you with prayers.
I’m actually a big fan of the Virgin Mary, but I’m really not sure why it’s so abhorrent for people to think that she eventually had sex with her husband. My husband has requested that I not ask our priest about this at mass this weekend. I’m pretty sure he’d just start talking about Tradition with a capital “t” anyway. Or say it’s a “mystery” of the church, which means, “Bless your heart, it’s rude to ask about the sex lives of saints. This is why you’re one of the separated brethren.”